Greetings people~
I am in the mood of story-telling now.
I am in the mood of story-telling now.
Let me tell you about a story of a vain queen and her magic mirror. The setting for this story is during this current period, this current era. But this particular queen never watches Miss World or Miss Universe, thus she was very delusional and thought that she indeed was the hottest creature in the planet. She was so outdated, and so was her magic mirror.
Every morning, the queen would stand in front of the magic mirror and said
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the hottest creature in this world?"
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the hottest creature in this world?"
Because the magic mirror was totally outdated, it would always answer the queen with the same "Yes, your majesty. You are indeed the hottest creature in the planet."
And after hearing that particular utterance from the magic mirror, the queen would be happy and contented - because her aim to be the hottest creature in the planet was fulfilled.
And after hearing that particular utterance from the magic mirror, the queen would be happy and contented - because her aim to be the hottest creature in the planet was fulfilled.
One day, after her plastic surgery, the queen upgraded her magic mirror because she wanted to be sure that she was still the hottest -even among the creatures of all the other planets. To upgrade her mirror efficiency, she subscribed to DG Smart Plan, after the advice of her surgeon of course.
The queen was very excited to use her updated version of her magic mirror for the first time.
And now, she asked the mirror
"Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the hottest creature in the galaxy?"
Suddenly a yellow man whose appearance looks like a member of the Teletubbies came into the view of the queen.
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"The hottest creature eh?"
the Yellow Man from the magic mirror began.
"It's Jessica Alba~!" he answered excitedly.
Photo source: here.
Upon hearing this, the queen was furious.
"What? I can't believe this!"
"Ah.. slow down. Please my queen, do not be furious. I was just joking. The hottest creature in the galaxy of course is..."
The queen was very anxious and she expected her name -
but instead the Yellow Man uttered..
jeng jeng jeng
"BLACKBERRY TORCH 9800!!"
The queen was speechless while the Yellow Man continued to talk about the hotness of the
Blackberry torch 9800.
"Blackberry torch is the world's first Blackberry with QWERTY keypad and touchscreen. It is hotter than any smartphones ever existed before. Why it's hotter, you may ask, your Majesty. Well, here are the reasons why."
"My queen, instead of letting your hotness be reflected temporarily on this humble magic mirror, with this smartphone, your majesty can do unlimited camwhoring using the 5MP camera and with its capacity of 8GB memory. If your majesty thinks that 8 GB memory is still not enough to store up all your files and vain pictures (ahem), your majesty can expand its memory with a microSD card up till 32 GB!"
"Oh..." The queen nodded. "What else is so special about this so-called hot stuff?"
"Well," the Yellow Man continued. "Besides the camera, you can always update yourself by browsing the net through this smartphone. It has faster and richer browsing, where Your Majesty can manage multiple open websites with tabbed browsing. It also have the hot features, namely 3G, GPRS and EDGE."
"Oh" the queen nodded.
"But gee, Yellow Man, though I am a queen, ahem, I have a teeny problem with my budget. You know, after my plastic surgery and magic mirror upgrade and all that, I don't have much money to buy this smartphone though I really, really am interested to buy it... Because it's really, really hot..." The queen said with a sad face.
"Fret not, your highness. This smartphone though its price is RM 2299, but since you had subscribed to DG smartplan, you can get this smartphone at cheaper price. Let me tell you something. It's better for you, your Highness, to subscribe to this plan for 24 months so that you can buy this hot smartphone at only RM1499, which is RM800 cheaper than its original price!"
"Really?" the queen was very interested to be the owner of the hot stuff.
"Yes, your Highness. I won't lie to you. Besides there are other benefits of signing up for this smartplan as you can see from this magic mirror,"
the Yellow Man said as he depicted these information on the magic mirror.
Why this DG smartplan is the smart plan for you, you and you:
The next thing we know, the queen was spotted by the paparazzi at the nearest retail shop, purchasing her very first hottest stuff in the universe and galaxy, Blackberry Torch 9800 while signing up for the 24 month DG smartplan contract for 24 months.
So, what are you waiting for?
Be SMART, but don't forget be HOTTER, people~.
For more information, it's just a click away!
Blackberry torch 9800.
"Blackberry torch is the world's first Blackberry with QWERTY keypad and touchscreen. It is hotter than any smartphones ever existed before. Why it's hotter, you may ask, your Majesty. Well, here are the reasons why."
"My queen, instead of letting your hotness be reflected temporarily on this humble magic mirror, with this smartphone, your majesty can do unlimited camwhoring using the 5MP camera and with its capacity of 8GB memory. If your majesty thinks that 8 GB memory is still not enough to store up all your files and vain pictures (ahem), your majesty can expand its memory with a microSD card up till 32 GB!"
"Oh..." The queen nodded. "What else is so special about this so-called hot stuff?"
"Well," the Yellow Man continued. "Besides the camera, you can always update yourself by browsing the net through this smartphone. It has faster and richer browsing, where Your Majesty can manage multiple open websites with tabbed browsing. It also have the hot features, namely 3G, GPRS and EDGE."
"Oh" the queen nodded.
"But gee, Yellow Man, though I am a queen, ahem, I have a teeny problem with my budget. You know, after my plastic surgery and magic mirror upgrade and all that, I don't have much money to buy this smartphone though I really, really am interested to buy it... Because it's really, really hot..." The queen said with a sad face.
"Fret not, your highness. This smartphone though its price is RM 2299, but since you had subscribed to DG smartplan, you can get this smartphone at cheaper price. Let me tell you something. It's better for you, your Highness, to subscribe to this plan for 24 months so that you can buy this hot smartphone at only RM1499, which is RM800 cheaper than its original price!"
"Really?" the queen was very interested to be the owner of the hot stuff.
"Yes, your Highness. I won't lie to you. Besides there are other benefits of signing up for this smartplan as you can see from this magic mirror,"
the Yellow Man said as he depicted these information on the magic mirror.
Why this DG smartplan is the smart plan for you, you and you:
The next thing we know, the queen was spotted by the paparazzi at the nearest retail shop, purchasing her very first hottest stuff in the universe and galaxy, Blackberry Torch 9800 while signing up for the 24 month DG smartplan contract for 24 months.
So, what are you waiting for?
Be SMART, but don't forget be HOTTER, people~.
For more information, it's just a click away!
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